By the Gods!

Gancanagh

Gancanagh, or “love talker,” comes from Irish mythology and is a male fairy-heartthrob that is literally irresistible to women. The attraction and lust he inspires is so intense that some women die from withdrawal after they’ve had a taste of his bad touch. He is said to be the last of his kind, and he roams the forests alone, assuming he can find the time between all the passionate affairs.

You can normally spot Gancanagh by his smell, but if you are of the male persuasion you might find a debonair little man with a clay pipe and a farmer’s hat. He has no shadow and no animal makes a sound when Gancanagh is around. His dark, baritone voice is all the sound his forest and lady-friends need. 

This lil’ fairy fellow has what every man wants: pungently addictive pheromones secreting out of his pores. Essentially, we’re talking about the Tom Selleck of the fairy world. Gancanagh’s scent lures many a maiden towards his forested-digs, so what else can he do? Other than them, I mean. 

After fornication, Ganacangh disappears into the mist, leaving his new maiden to pine the night away. These women are left in incredible states of depression, and often die shortly after from withdrawal, over-pining, or fighting over Gancanagh’s love.